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STANDOs “Shelf-top Ensembles: COVER BANDS” a 2021 Online Art Show Exclusive for GUYBURWELL.com

For that Live Band experience when you can’t have the Real Thing. On your shelf next to the speaker.

GUYBURWELL.com presents STANDOs “Shelf-top Ensembles: COVER BANDS” a 2021 Online Art Show Exclusive for GUYBURWELL.com Mailing List subscribers and their +1’s. Right this way, we have a table waiting down front.

While not the Real Thing, these STANDOs “Shelf-top Ensembles: COVER BANDS” give forth with the genuine baloney as soon as you drop the needle on a record. Even an expert couldn’t tell them apart. We asked! Trust us.

Six Separate Sets of top quality Paper Craft set the literal stage for a return of Live Music right to your home.

Plug In and Set Up is the way to get your concert going with these top quality paper products features all of the horns and axes and stacks and amps and keys and rigs required to get through these gigs.

• Punk, we got the punks of the century, The Customers!

• Pop, we got the pop that started the pop with power, El Goodo!

• Jazz, we got the jazz from the soul where the moanin’ come up from, The Messengers!

• Electro, we got the electronic fountain of the youth straight from the source, Blue Mondays!

• The Cool, we got the cool that started with a breeze then turns warm like a fire, Paul and Hall: Two Blue 4 U!

• Mr. Mystery…is a mystery figure, rarely seen but sure to cause a Scream. Keep your ears and eyes open and your wits about you!

Six Inch Paper Craft figures with stands included in Limited Edition Sets only in this Online Art Show Exclusive. STANDOs “Shelf-top Ensembles: COVER BANDS”

Limited Editions of each set will be hand marked.

Note: We anticipate some moderately extended period of packing and shipping so IF you would like to make a purchase from this show, please do so, and then relax and do some other things while you wait for your items to be delivered in fine and mellow fashion. We would like everything to go smoothly just as they have for the last year or so. No muss no fuss, and no real hurry to get anywhere. That is how we will all make it safely through to the wild chaos that is sure to follow. Making certain everything gets off and out to you will take a little easy time.

Questions can be answered. Subject STANDOS QUERY from (Your Name Here).

Start your journey back out into the world knowing that while we still can’t entirely enjoy a full fledged live music out in the world, when we come home there is a Shelf-top Ensemble: Cover Band waiting to play you just the tune you need to make every groove a smooth one.

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ALL 2019 / 2020 / 2021 ORDERS

Let’s see if this works for fun…

YOU might not know, or maybe you do if you ordered anything in the last year apart from some STICKO orders that:

ALL ORDERS contained a personalized original piece of art inside. A hand drawn color (in almost all cases) cartoon on archival natural stock paper with the character upon crying out in vendetta the name of their greatest tormentor. If you ordered a tube and didn’t receive an OG card like this, you missed yours. Cuz it was in there.

SO we would like for each lovely customer who received their card to post their card art in a nice tight shot on their INSTAGRAM or FACEBOOK page with the accompanying hashtag #xogb19, #xogb20, #xogb21, or whichever date your card was signed. Often the hashtag is on the back but we might have missed a few backs.

IF you know a Friend who might have ordered or received something, let them know. We would like to see if we could grow the instances of these images across the socialsphere just to see what it might look like, all those cries for revenge.

Good luck on your mission. We know you can do it.

#xogb21

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DANCING QUEENS STICKO Pak • 5 plus a Beauty!

Take them to your place. Give them names! Call them names! They’re your real friends, anyway. You can see just what they are full of!

Make any Drab Hab Fab!

Collect every sIngle one! Make a chart! Tell your friends! Slyly coerce them into the racket and then manipulate them against each other as you inexorably complete your collection! It’s just like real life.

STICKO Bots. They love you.

DANCING QUEENS STICKO BOTS Pak

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FOLKS STICKOS set • The BAND with +1

Hey! How’s it going? Well, we know how it’s going, mostly. Oy.

Just a new little thing for folks, we have some FOLKS. Many folks have written lately looking for the art prints on paper and wood of these figures and as we don’t reprint art prints we are able to make some nice quality stickers. A small offering of fun.

FOLKS are an ongoing series of arts in form figure that started back in 2010 (or before) and featured three art shows and various art prints, wooden stand up figures in the modes of everyday Italians, titled by MALLEUS art group, our JAZZ batch 1, and THE BAND, man. More to come! These figures are here in STICKO format. 5″ tall quality stickers in a group of 5 and like the original presentation, the 6th figure is a complimentary bonus, while they last. It’s THE BAND if, man.

SHIPPING IS INCLUDED IF you pay attention to the STICKO SHIPPING OPTION when you check out. It’s there, just take a look at everything first. Slow down, man. Like, take it easy. It’s cool. Relax. Groovy.

FOLKS STICKOS BAND set 1

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DonBot 45 Stickos for you!

This guy. Oy gevalt!

Portland own Infamous PECULIARIUM is offering some STICKO sets featuring a selection of designs from our DonBot45 “The Best Words” collection. Purchasing Stickos heals the World from the onslaught of Dum consistantly being foisted upon us by the Dimtellectual In Chief. Support who you want. Believe what you want, but there is little room for doubt about the Dumald as the evidumce is made clear each and every day.

Purchasing STICKOs also supports the ongoing efforts to Keep Earth Peculiar via THE PECULIARIUM and all of their efforts. Helps us help you help us to help them help you and us and themselves. It’s just that simple.

DonBot45 STICKOs are HERE.

More to come. Stay tuned!