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Hey, Sugar. How you doon? That’s fine. We, too. (Now. See above.)

Say, you know it really has been awhile since we talked. We don’t come around here and update our web site as often as we should. Times are tough and the streets are rough, to paraphrase the great Big Chief, and you got to do what you got to do, dig? Dig. We will try to be better about all that.

There are some update coming down the pipeline. It might even be a busy summer for our little website so you interested parties keep your eyeballs polished and maybe there is something for you.

Word on the boulevard is that the 311 is about some Dirty Heads in Morning Jackets causing a ruckus on the turf of King Buffalo, so you want to watch what you say, where you step, and what you are stepping in, children.

FIRST UP is 311 in Airway Heights outside of Spokane, WA. Available right away, these prints are lovely. Available in both Regular Edition and a Foil Edition on Lava custom paper stock, all of the prints purchased from GUYBURWELL.com come doodled with a custom image on the reverse. Our Lava Foil Prints are exclusive to our site here and not available anywhere else. We still have just a very few of other 311 prints on our site that you can also take a mull over. 

In the meantime, take a little time out to get your head together. Try some KOMEDA when you need to clear out some space inside that melon and make room for new points of view.

Sign up for our exclusive GB.c club offerings on our home page, up there in the right corner. Stay tuned for the News and make the decisions that fit your rig, dig? Dig.

GB.c

Hey what’s up? Cool. Cool. Me, too.

Celebrating “International Poster Print Season”, we had a  Special Discount Offer for Interested and Interesting People.

Thanks to all of the “People” who took advantage of our offer and made what are sure to be cherished purchases from our limited line of extravagant luxuries. You are smart and logical in your manners and habits. Congratulations.

Stay tuned for Future Offers assured to Delight and Amaze!

GB.c

Good Morning.

Also…Calm Down. Love yer Brain. A person’s got to have something to keep them from going insane, to paraphrase Classic Wayne.

Now that The Holidaze is basically over for now, and the lines at the Post Office are at least a little less chaotic we are offering a coupon opportunity to folks who might like to take advantage and pick up a poster item or two for themselves or for that Loved One that may have been overlooked during the Official Blitz last month.

A Limited Time 15% Storewide Coupon should be in effect if we did everything right!

It doesn’t apply to shipping of course but should apply to all of the POSTERS ITEMS in your cart barring a couple of things where the margin ain’t even that 15% so it ain’t a thing.

Our Coupon Code is: XOGB2026X15 and you can apply that at CHECKOUT.

• SEND US A NOTE IF THERE ARE ANY ISSUES and we will see what is what and what we can do about it! The Software occasionally surprised us by not working as expected. Thanks, Obamabot.

This is not publicly announced and is only available to our Mailing List and their coolest friends only, so if you find this post, give it a shot! No retroactive applications to Past Orders.

LARGE ORDERS might require additional shipping.
• You will be notified and nothing ships without shipping payments. xo

Now sit back and relax and let’s see what shows up.

NEWS: There might be a rumor that you folks are likely to get Goosed in the coming months, so act surprised. There would be very few Goosings going around so keep your eyeballs peeled.

Peeled eyeballs.

GB.c