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New Stuff Coming 2022 / INTERPOL / SPOON / TREY ANASTASIO BAND / TROUTDALE

Hi. There is NEW STUFF coming soon. Soonish.

If you are attending the INTERPOL / SPOON w/ Water From Your Eyes downtown Portland, Pioneer Courthouse Square Concert Series closer, two nights of performances Sept 17 and 18, you can pick up one of our new prints for the shows. 100lb Cougar Natural edition of 150 pieces and also 35 special Moon Lava Foil pieces in a small edition will be available at the show(s). It has been a long time since we have had a local show print and to be part of these public performances as Portland tries to dig it’s collective ass out of the landslide of societal horse shit is part of its own small reward. If you are attending either night of shows, check out the Merchandise Area for a print, or just to have an ogle. Of course don’t leave anything of value in your car anywhere in the ten square miles around Downtown Portland and keep your head on a swivel for any of a number of murderous lunatics roaming the streets.

BUT there’s MORE!!

In addition to the INTERPOL / SPOON concerts in Downtown Portland (see warnings above) we are also providing the Print Commemorative Celebration for the upcoming TREY ANASTASIO BAND performance at McMENAMINS’ EDGEFIELD in TROUTDALE, OR. on Sept 25th! TWO local performance prints in one month! What a return to relative glory! We are happy to participate and we hope that you are happy to enjoy yourselves at one of either or both of these shows. We hear that these young fellows in the Trey Anastasio Band make a talented noise and we plan to be in attendance to make sure they give you all of the tonal pyrotechnics that you all expect from any Troutdale performance events.

So there you go! We are just as happy to announce this stuff as you are to read it. More, even! More, for sure.

Stay tuned!! Images posted as they are Offically Dropped on all of the relevant Socials, as is the custom of the day, “God” help us all.

GB.c

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New Post? New Post! New Post.

Hi there. Can you believe it? We narrowly avoided the takeover of the Earth by invading alien’s masquerading as Tax Preparers. Congrats on all of you who survived.

For the rest of you, it’s nice to announce that we will have a couple of new prints in the next couple of weeks. Stay tuned for the details!!

Sort of a tease. Sorry.

GB.c

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STANDOs “Shelf-top Ensembles: COVER BANDS” a 2022 Online Art Show Exclusive for GUYBURWELL.com

TWO NEW ADDITIONS in 2022 to STANDOs: “Shelf-top Ensembles” our ongoing Online Art Show! (see below)

• RED BELLE
• PHOOD

FYI • If Stock Runs Out, more will be coming. Hang in there OR feel free to send us a request to be notified when stock has returned. We can certainly hold a certain number for a certain number of requests.

For that Live Band experience when you can’t have the Real Thing. On your shelf next to the speaker.

GUYBURWELL.com presents STANDOs “Shelf-top Ensembles: COVER BANDS” a 2021 Online Art Show Exclusive for GUYBURWELL.com Mailing List subscribers and their +1’s. Right this way, we have a table waiting down front.

While not the Real Thing, these STANDOs “Shelf-top Ensembles: COVER BANDS” give forth with the genuine baloney as soon as you drop the needle on a record. Even an expert couldn’t tell them apart. We asked! Trust us.

Eight  Separate Sets of top quality Paper Craft set the literal stage for a return of Live Music right to your home.

Plug In and Set Up is the way to get your concert going with these top quality paper products features all of the horns and axes and stacks and amps and keys and rigs required to get through these gigs.

• For Jammin’, we got the the stuff that feeds the Soul: PHOOD!

• To stoke that Burning Heart, we have Deep Red Belle, the sultriest siren from the PNW.

• Punk, we got the punks of the century, The Customers!

• Pop, we got the pop that started the pop with power, El Goodo!

• Jazz, we got the jazz from the soul where the moanin’ come up from, The Messengers!

• Electro, we got the electronic fountain of the youth straight from the source, Blue Mondays!

• The Cool, we got the cool that started with a breeze then turns warm like a fire, Paul and Hall: Two Blue 4 U!

• Mr. Mystery…is a mystery figure, rarely seen but sure to cause a Scream. Keep your ears and eyes open and your wits about you!

Six Inch Paper Craft figures with stands included in Limited Edition Sets only in this Online Art Show Exclusive. STANDOs “Shelf-top Ensembles: COVER BANDS”

Limited Editions of each set will be hand marked.

Note: We anticipate some moderately extended period of packing and shipping so IF you would like to make a purchase from this show, please do so, and then relax and do some other things while you wait for your items to be delivered in fine and mellow fashion. We would like everything to go smoothly just as they have for the last year or so. No muss no fuss, and no real hurry to get anywhere. That is how we will all make it safely through to the wild chaos that is sure to follow. Making certain everything gets off and out to you will take a little easy time.

Questions can be answered. Subject STANDOS QUERY from (Your Name Here).

Start your journey back out into the world knowing that while we still can’t entirely enjoy a full fledged live music out in the world, when we come home there is a Shelf-top Ensemble: Cover Band waiting to play you just the tune you need to make every groove a smooth one.

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Archive Prints and Editions On Sale / 2021

Purely for the interested, we are posting the final prints of some editions as we discover them as we pack up some stuff in advance of moving them. We would much rather that you had them than we move them again. There are quite literally one or two or maybe three of these prints left and they don’t weigh much or take up space but they are much nicer seen at your place than unseen at mine. Almost all of them are A/P prints and most of the edition prints are the final numbers: 05, 04, 03 and the like. Good for you! Priced to move for certain. We aren’t a museum, but maybe you are!

ON A RELATED topic, you might notice there are some prints here on the site that are AMAZING LOW PRICE DEALS. The reason is simply that we love you and you should make the most of our savings offered. Most of all of these are the final stock copies as well, so they might be a bargain but at least there are very, very few of them.

As always, if there something you am looking for, but don’t see online, write to us and ask if we have seen one lately.

COMING SOON: “OBVIOUS TUBES” (no mystery as to what’s inside! isn’t that nicer?)

GB.c

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ALL 2019 / 2020 / 2021 ORDERS

Let’s see if this works for fun…

YOU might not know, or maybe you do if you ordered anything in the last year apart from some STICKO orders that:

ALL ORDERS contained a personalized original piece of art inside. A hand drawn color (in almost all cases) cartoon on archival natural stock paper with the character upon crying out in vendetta the name of their greatest tormentor. If you ordered a tube and didn’t receive an OG card like this, you missed yours. Cuz it was in there.

SO we would like for each lovely customer who received their card to post their card art in a nice tight shot on their INSTAGRAM or FACEBOOK page with the accompanying hashtag #xogb19, #xogb20, #xogb21, or whichever date your card was signed. Often the hashtag is on the back but we might have missed a few backs.

IF you know a Friend who might have ordered or received something, let them know. We would like to see if we could grow the instances of these images across the socialsphere just to see what it might look like, all those cries for revenge.

Good luck on your mission. We know you can do it.

#xogb21