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Contestico Gigantico NINe!

AND A WINNER HAS BEEN CHOSENNNNN!!!!! etc etc….

Contestico Gigantico returns for 2018 with a Journey Into Madnesssssssssssss…ssssssssss.

With the upcoming show and release of our first NINE INCH NAILS poster print we are going to offer a contest of infinite intellect to the mastermind who can correctly determine the result of our Gigantico Inquiry-ico. The winner, should they choose, will receive a free print of this release, marked in a casual manner with special ancient doodle runes, for the low low price of the shipping cost. And their sanity? Yes.

The Contestico!

Here there is a dark planet, and on that planet a dark prison, and in that dark prison is a dark, dark lower mezzanine and adjacent to the dark, dark mezzanine is a staircase which is pretty dark also so watch your step! DOWN that dim staircase there is a black door and behind that black door is a small cubby with key hung on a nail on the wall next to the calendar and that key opens the NEXT black door at the end of the hall. And behind that last door there is a pit. A dark pit. In that pit is a figure, or what is left of a figure. Driven to madness by dark, black form fitting thoughts and dreams of endless doors and halls and dim mezzanines and keys and calendars and so many other things, the figure has retreated into it’s own fairly dark mind.

In that mind is a nightmare and it’s not alone. There are a lot of nightmares in that mind but it can ONLY hold so many before it…leaks badly. This mind can hold a maximum of 220 nightmares but the question is….

HOW MANY NIGHTMARES are already inside this DARK PARTLY FILLED MIND!!!???

GO Here, to our Dark Facebook Portal and enter your insane speculation as a comment and then try to relax into relative madness!

Whichever genius can deliver the answer will be notified of their success, and of their fate! (An image of the poster print of madness will be posted when…appropriate!)